tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-301488452011-12-14T19:55:13.303-07:00Rant about what Ticks you off,If you wanna say, "I like Tacos" then say: "I like tacos."maybe someone else thinks your a moron for liking tacos...whatever, I like tacos. If you're not down with that...Say So.BoozeMasterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07899850965528295395noreply@blogger.comBlogger761100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30148845.post-55943064470565466802009-02-10T15:31:00.001-07:002009-02-10T15:33:03.386-07:00

quote:"The New Hampshire state legislature took an unbelievably bold step Monday by introducing a resolution to declare certain actions by the federal government to completely totally void and warning that certain future acts will be viewed as a “breach of peace” with the states themselves that risks “nullifying the Constitution.”This act by New Hampshire is a clear warning to the federal

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http://www.obamaunderground.com/

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WTF is this? seriously, this is just weirdsome lovable comments....find the racist hungbangs2 (5 days ago) Show Hide -2 Marked as spam Reply Whitees must die - whitees must die. HAHAHAHA- honkeeeee mutherfucker HAHAHAHAHA - i'd like to rape his daughter and have some Barack Obamas of my own.

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"The Nazi's came for the communists and since he wasn't one, he did nothing. Then they came for the trade unionists, and he wasn't one, so he did nothing. Then they came for the Jews and the Catholics and he again did nothing. Then, when they finally came for him, there was no one left to defend him." You are branded as stupid, racist, warmongering if you even THINK of disagreeing with the left.

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These two Churches are across the street from one another.

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Would the Last Honest Reporter Please Turn On the Lights?By Orson Scott Card Editor's note: Orson Scott Card is a Democrat and a newspaper columnist, and in this opinion piece he takes on both while lamenting the current state of journalism. An open letter to the local daily paper — almost

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Ladies and gentlemen, I really have to ask you to seriously consider what you've heard, and now this is the end of the evening so to speak. I heard a prize fight manager say to his fellow who was losing badly, "David, listen to me. It's not what's he's doing to you. It's what you're not doing. Ladies and gentlemen, these people set, they opened the doors, they gave us the right, and today, ladies

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"In disquisitions of every kind there are certain primary truths, or first principles, upon which all subsequent reasoning must depend." --Alexander HamiltonOnce again this week, there was a black man in the national spotlight using his celebrity status to lecture America about the black experience, black culture and black "victimhood." Now, you probably think I'm referring to that most notable

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"The public cannot be too curious concerning the characters of public men." --Samuel AdamsIn his Inaugural Address on 20 January, 1961, President John F. Kennedy closed his remarks with these famous words: "And so, my fellow Americans, ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country." With those words, JFK, considered by many to be the most exemplary leader of the

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NICS Improvement Amendments Act of 2007Bill # H.R.2640Original Sponsor:Carolyn McCarthy (D-NY 4th)Cosponsor Total: 18(last sponsor added 06/13/2007)  15 Democrats  3 RepublicansNICS Improvement Amendments Act of 2007Title I: Transmittal of Records - (Sec. 101) Amends the Brady Handgun Violence Prevention Act to:(1) authorize the Attorney General to obtain electronic versions of information from

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-- Deal between NRA leadership and Democrats leaves most Republicans in the darkThursday, June 14, 2007Wednesday started out as a routine day in the U.S. Congress, with Representatives attending congressional hearings, meeting with constituents, perhaps devising clever new ways to pick our pockets.At 8:30 in the morning an email went out to House Republicans indicating that a gun control bill,

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John EdwardsHow I hate thee.'One of those Shameless millionaire trial lawyers, that truly does win enormous financial rewards by ignoring the facts to play on Juries emotions...and in the process due great damage to countless,blameless medical practitioners and the patients they serve.There are many legit malpractice cases and their victims due deserve fair compensation, But Thanks to ol John E (

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A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Faluijiah when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious.On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state.The Marine was conscious and alert and first aid was given to both men.The squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened.The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving

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An old country lay preacher from Missouri had a teenage grandson named John and it was getting time the boy should give some thought to choosing a profession. Like many young men, the boy didn't really know what he wanted to do, and he didn't seem too concerned about it.One day, while the boy was away at school, his father decided to try an experiment. He went into the boy's room and placed on

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A woman went to the doctor's office, where she wasseen by a young, new doctor. After about 4 minutes inthe examination room, the doctor told her she waspregnant. She burst out, screamingas she ran down the hall.An older doctor stopped her and asked what theproblem was, and she told him her story. Afterlistening, he had her sit down and relax in anotherroom.The doctor marched down the hallway to

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Sad News Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty

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HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE'S Grouchy!!!!Up next on the agenda, to my loyal fan(not plural), I love you. To those that hate me, Get in line ,Bitches, You ain't seen Nothing yet.1. I was talking to a real live Hippie the other day.2. No, really, It's true.3. No Shit.4. She hated Wal-Mart, War, Marines,Alcohol, Loved weed, Jumped out of a perfectly good airplane(almost died) and

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You gotta love this one!> >Dallas ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 911--You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R."> >Saudi Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R --Allah be Praised !!"> >Dallas ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 711--You are cleared to land, Westbound ; ;on runway 9R."> >Iran Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway

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Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again. Q. What's a mixed feeling? A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car. Q. What's the height of conceit? A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name. Q. What's the definition of macho? A. Jogging home from your vasectomy. Q. What's the difference between

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After numerous rounds of "We don't know if Osama is still alive", Osama himself decided to send Ted Kennedy a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game. Kennedy opened the letter which appeared to contain a single line of coded message: 370HSSV-0773H. Kennedy was baffled, so he e-mailed it to John Kerry. Kerry and his aides had no clue either, so they sent it to the

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How do these people survive?ONERecently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have anorder of 6, 9 or 12 ChickenMcNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets. "We don't have halfdozennuggets," said the teenager at the counter."You don't?" I replied."We only have six, nine, or twelve," was the reply. "So I can't order a halfdozen nuggets, but I can order six?""That's right."

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Someone else besides me finally said it. how many are actually payingattention to this?racism (rszm)n.1. The belief that race accounts for differences in human character or ability and that a particular race is superior to others.2. Discrimination or prejudice based on race.Noun 1. racist - a person with a prejudiced belief that one race is superior to othersracialistbigot - a prejudiced person

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A golfer was involved in a terrible car crash and wasrushed to thehospital. Just before he was put under,the surgeon popped in to see him. "I have some good news and some bad news," says thesurgeon."The bad news is that I have to remove your rightarm!""Oh God no!" cries the man. "My golfing is over! Please Doc, what's the good news?""The good news is, I have another one to replace itwith, but

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Get this video and more at MySpace.com-----------Get this video and more at MySpace.com-------Get this video and more at MySpace.com-----Get this video and more at MySpace.com-------Get this video and more at MySpace.com-----Get this video and more at MySpace.com-------Get this video and more at MySpace.com-----Get this video and more at MySpace.com=====Get this video and more at MySpace.com-----

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Your Monster ProfileInfamous Booze monsterYou Feast On: Poontang PieYou Lurk Around In: The backrooms of BarsYou Especially Like to Torment: Anything with BoobsWhat's Your Monster Name?

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The Best Fairy Tale EverOnce upon a time, a girl asked a guy, "Will you marry me?" The guy said"No," and the guy lived happily ever after.The EndI posted this on myspace and WOMAN are PISSED!!!!!They must have the collective guilty conscience.

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Note: Uncle Cranky is not a professional therapist, nor does he have a doctorate in ANYTHING. He is a divorced drunk border lining on bankruptcy, which means he has the life experience to tell you the truth without bullshitting you. All questions that appear on Ask Uncle Cranky were swiped from actual advice columns. 05/24/06 People Who Write to Abby are Clueless DEAR ABBY: I have been in a

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I am K.o.K. BoozeMaster, your Senior Booze Instructor. From now on, you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be "Sir!" Do you maggots understand that?IDIOTS (in unison) Sir, yes, sir!SENIOR BOOZEMASTER Bullshit! I can't hear you. Sound off like you got a pair. RECRUITS (louder)

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The Coalition of the Swillinget non sapientior a TOWACA production« Welcome | Main | My Dinner With Genos » June 17, 2006Am I Allowed To Question Her Patriotism Now?Probably not, of course:"A lot of pandering started going on, and you'd see soldiers and the American flag in every video. It became a sickening display of ultra-patriotism." "The entire country may disagree with me, but I don't

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http://boozemastersrandomrants.blogspot.com/I hear people talkin' bad, About the way we have to live here in this country,Harpin' on the wars we fight, An' gripin' 'bout the way things oughta be.An' I don't mind 'em switchin' sides, An' standin' up for things they believe in.When they're runnin' down my country, man, They're walkin' on the fightin' side of me. Yeah, walkin' on the fightin' side

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Anti-semitic,bigot..etc.Call me what you want, but remember, I'm usually right.I don't believe what these "people" are saying.I believe Mel Gibson was pulled over,and said some stupid stuff.Ever got pissed, then got drunk?You say stuff that you don't really believe, just because you're pissed that someone actually believes that you believe that shit?I have no problem with "Jews" or the Jewish

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DD-214 came out today.Says I'm done.More to come.

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funny dick Now for the real stuff. Conspiracy TheoristComments on the Video.Splice (5 months ago) THe Hammernews guy is an idiot. He assumes too much, even questions a hunter using a vehicle to cover a huge ranch because it doesn't allow "communing with nature" or some such moronic bullshit. hammerman (5 months ago) That's a complete lie from a dittohead. I say no such thing. I say it's not

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Share in my pain. Or you will die.Irish Beer Bong

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Tonya Watts,Soo Hot...!Kevin..She sings a great song about ALABAMA!!!!

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I don't think being a minority makes you a victim of anything except numbers. The only things I can think of that are truly discriminatory are things like the United Negro College Fund, Jet Magazine, Black Entertainment Television, and Miss Black America Try to have things like the UnitedCaucasianCollege Fund, Cloud Magazine, White Entertainment Television, or Miss White America; and see what

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I Don't hate Homosexuals(Gay or Lesbian), I just want them to get on the same page and explain what they want and how they plan to get it,quit yer crying and whining.If you want to get married, but the law doesn't "allow" draw up a contract stating whose property is whose, and that says what is earned or aquired through living together is community property. Then whenever you "divorce" the

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Courtesy of the MYSPACE bulletin board...This somebitch is as grumpy as me..A bit pointless seeing as anyone who has a myspace account and can read this is on our side anyway but still..Stop Blaming MySpace!Anybody happen to catch Nightline last night on ABC? In case you didn't, one of the hot topics discussed was MySpace. It is no secret to anyone who reads the newspaper or watches the 6 o'clock

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It is time to change from REDNECK humor to TRUE AMERICAN Humor! Only I don't see it as Humor, but the correct way to LIVE YOUR LIFE! Pass this on to your True American friends. Ya'll know who ya' are... You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, "One nation, under God." You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You've never protested about seeing

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I'm adding another link to my blog.Another Texas Badass, Mark McKinneyIt has been my goal to intoduce anyone I can, to the breed of Music I'm obsessed with .Do not assume that these great artist, that haven't quite given me permission to link them to my blog or my myspace, hold the same political views or whatever othe views I might share in my blog. If you hate me, then take a trip on one of

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I am completely addicted to a liberal minded show that tells it straight on the black vs black issue."stop being n****rs" Dr. Martin Luther King on the Boondocks.king speachMLK present dayfunny1funny2funny3funny4Good Morning! Welcome to the USA Press "1" to continue in English Press "2" to disconnect until you learn English Have a

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• Every man shall have an equal vote in affairs of moment. He shall have an equal title to the fresh provisions or strong liquors at any time seized, and shall use them at pleasure unless a scarcity makes it necessary for the common good that a retrenchment may be voted.• Every man shall be called fairly in turn by the list on board of prizes, because over and above their proper share, they are

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BOOZEMASTERS TELL ALL SURVEYI AM THE KING OF KINGSAND IF YOU'RE NOT DOWN WITH THAT, I GOT TWO WORDS FOR YOU: X SUCK IT XWHAT IS YOUR NAME?DO YOU LIKE TACOS?DO YOU DRINK THE BOOZE? IF SO, WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE?SO YOU DRINK THE BEER? IF SO, WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE?DO YOU LIKE PIE? IF SO, WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE?LADIES, DO YOU LIKE 'EM BIG AND LONG, SHORT AND FAT? HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR MEAT?

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The SurveyName:King of the BoozemastersBirthday:11/10/80Birthplace:Bexar County Current Location:Shithole NCEye Color:hazelHair Color:dirty blondeHeight:6'2"Right Handed or Left Handed:left, got a problem with that?Your Heritage:Ass-kicking,booze-drinking Chero-Czech Irish Protector of the weak and corruptor of the innocent...oh, and I am a very very angry person. The

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My space is the devil. I hate it. check out my link at the very bottom of the page.

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Did you know that there is a bill in the House of Representatives that wants GOD removed from everything related to government. The father of the Democrat party once stated "Well aware that the opinions and belief of men depend not on their own will, but follow involuntarily the evidence proposed to their minds; that Almighty God hath created the mind free, and manifested His supreme will that

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Hezbollah or Hizbollah/Hizbullah or Hezb'Allah[1] (Arabic ‮حزب الله‬, meaning Party of God) is a governmental and militant Lebanese Shia Islamic group, with a military arm and a civilian arm, founded in 1982 to fight the Israeli Defense Forces who occupied southern Lebanon until the year 2000.[2] Its leader is Hassan Nasrallah.(If Allah means "God" See Previous Post, yeah, the one on God)

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nothingI got nothing.Nothing I am willing to put on a blog.

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Is there a God?I'm prety sure.Even scientist will tell you that abiogenesis happened once. If that is where all of creation started, and evolved from it then, bam! The first six days are right there. The under educated and low tech gentleman that wrote the bible also wrote the first real science book.Sure the greeks had their science, but their creations science was the same as the christian,

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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.-------------------------------------------------------------------What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?A woman who won't do what she's told-------------------------------------------------------------------I married a Miss Right.I

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What person in their right mind says,"Damn, that girl is hot", then turns around and slaps his Grandmother. Seriously folks, We have got a problem in this country if Men go around slapping the shit outta their Grandma every time they see a hot chick. This is the same guy that asked his Grandma to get on the floorboard when he was driving past hot chicks so they wouldn't see her, just so he could

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On the Dead Zone the other night,A hot young reporter (the one that used to be bangin' ol' Johnny Smith) was interviewing a tolerance speaker. They knew he had past ties with racist and white supremacy organizations,but the first comment out of this dumb bitch's mouth (and she's one of the good guys on the show) "We hear you have ties to some Right-Wing Associations." Not "racist/White supremacy"

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First of all, anyone affiliated with Sprint as an employee, yeah, they can die.Any person affiliated with the assholes that send text messages to your phone unsolicited, and charge 9.99 apiece, they need to be tortured and shot. Repeat as needed.Anyone who pulls the race card just to incite a fight is a moron.I have decided that their are minorities within minority groups.Gerald is BLACK, gasp!He

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A study from The University of Utah found that even talking hands-free was no less distracting than holding the phone, reports the BBC. Forty volunteers had their reactions tested in four separate circumstances when they drove without distractions, while using a handheld phone and a hands-free phone and while intoxicated. Motorists who talked on mobiles, both handheld and hands-free, were as

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Random Rants Kevin'sFace

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The Declaration of Independence, which was unanimously declared by the original thirteen United States of America, was adopted in Philadelphia on July 4, 1776 by the Continental Congress. The greatest task was getting the document signed, which began on August 2, 1776. On January 18, 1777, Congress made sure that all states would have access to an authenticated copy of the Declaration of

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6 8oz bottles of magnesium Citrate cherry flavor. 1 Company party With Punch.Laugh till tomorrow.Or just enjoy one of your friends trying to make weigh in.As he crys for mercy and begs you to bring him a bottle of water from the store because he thinks he might die.Gerald (BIG AS LIFE) HAS A RUNNY ARSEHOLE> make fun as required.Explosivepoop.comAnd he thought I was kidding.It'll be aight.Deal

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Don't you just love a payday. Especially just before a LONG weekend for the holidays?Already got some plans made up, like : cleaning the house, taking the wife to see the latest regurgitation of entertainment from hollywood, going night fishing with the guys, checking out the tall ships, and maybe even going to the bar for some beer and booze, oh and karaoke.Then you go to get your check and find

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Don't really have anything to rant about today. Except for random rebounds (Class 3 Random Hooker: Always ready to be a Rebound "babe") thinking I'm their wrestling buddy and pushing me at random. The closer I get to my getting a new Job days, the more grumpy I get about stupid stuff. Damn Girl is lucky I don't squish her damned head. Some days I curse that my Daddy raised me right.Saw somewhere

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A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. "What are you doing?" She asked. "Hunting Flies" He responded. "Oh. Killing any?" She asked. "Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied. Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell them apart?" He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."

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did you know they have a film about a Mexican Immigrant joining the military to gain citizenship, who does a tour of duty in Iraq, to come home and find his family change by the american lifestyle so the story tells of one family's struggle to cross the border to find a better life. They Cross the border back into Mexico. It's called G.I. Jesus, as the man in it's named Jesus.

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I love this guy, while he may be a little biased in his statements, he's just so damned grumpy. He does tend to rip these new movies apart just to find the "hidden" liberal anti-bush message from hollywood.1. Movie Review: 'Superman Returns'Reviewed by Jason ApuzzoEarlier today I had my first opportunity to watch a $260 million film. I'venever seen a $260 million film on the big screen, and so I

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The flood of American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada has intensified in the past week, sparking calls for increased patrols to stop the illegal immigration. The actions of President Bush are prompting the exodus among left-leaning citizens who fear they'll soon be required to hunt, pray, and agree with Bill O'Reilly.Canadian border farmers say it's not uncommon to see dozens of

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It's fantasy Football time again, and while I never get the team I want, I think I still have enough to kick some tail. I'm starting to twitch again, I can feel the actual season coming up. It's like the withdrawal pains the sunday after the superbowl.I had some beers last night. Not relavent here,but what the hell, right?Had some shots too. I was forced to take shot of my boy Jim Beam, after I

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Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia ! , formerly known as California.White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language. Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock. Baby conceived naturally. Scientists stumped. Couple petitions court to

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Battle of the beliefsLets have a good clean fight.Any topic.No big name calling, I'll let an occasional name through, but only if It's attached to a GOOD statement.Refer to Random Larry's input for inspiration.

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Just thought I'd ShareHER DIARY Tonight I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment. Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed but he kept quiet and absent. I asked him what

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I love getting these Emails from the guys at NewsMax. Don't sue me for helping spead the word and before someone gets the wrong Idea, I love comedy too, no matter what the shows hosts/writers political views may be, If you can't laugh at yourself, what's the point in living. With that said, I still love Mind of Mencia, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report and the Showbiz Show, Chapelle and Family

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Howdy,Occasionally I like to say, "I like Llamas" I don't understand where this came from, I think maybe from watching Jimmy Nuetron and making fun of carl weezer.I also say I like tacos a lot. I get that mostly from hearing Kevin say it all the time. Obviously I don't have a huge following right now, I'm sure some random will stumble across this page one day and tell all his friends what a

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Big Abortion fan are ya?Can you describe in detail how abortions are carried out?How old is too old and how young are they when they have a nerve center and a heart beat? At what age does that little baby start beating it's heart and feeling pain?How many of you Pro-Choicers know anything about abortion other than "it's the woman's right to choose?"The abortion debate rests on the moral status of

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GOOOOOOOOD MORNING, America!!!!!Whatever, ya can't really do the movie misquote thing without sound. F-em if they can't take a joke.Here at Random Rants we like to be equal opprotunity insulters...so if you don't get offended by one post, wait around for the next one and I'm sure to make it up to you.This isn't going to be just your random Conservative Site nor an Evil Liberal one.Picking a side

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Almost every site I visit has some comment about how White people can't stop keeping the black race down.Almost everyone of them is too selective for me to post on.This is my response to most of their drivel.All of this is just the same old garbage, nothing new or innovative. Nothing to make TRUE civil rights leaders proud.For example...this isn't just a black and white issue(pun intended)The new

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